Ode to Bob ~ He shall be missed

Ode to Bob ~ He shall be missed



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Thursday, June 5, 2008

Got change for a $6 bill?

Dear Readers,
On May 16, 2008 I went to GS camp with my fellow Girl Scouts. Since I had a shooting competition the next day I only stayed for that day instead of the three days and two nights. We walked around... alot. On our way to... somewhere... we met a fuzzy little black caterpillar. I believe he was an emo caterpillar, cause I've never before seen an all black caterpillar before. I named him Melvil. We took a picture of him (I didn't touch him, I don't like touching caterpillars) then left him to be his awesome self.


~ My Shadow and Melvil



~I put this in here on accident. Oh well. This picture should be later in the story.... you'll find out why....


~ A close-up of Melvil the Emo Caterpillar

On our adventure to the treehouse we discovered an armadillo carcass! Needless to say, I didn't touch it. I don't want leprosy.

~Me looking at the carcass with a creepy face...


Then we went on the Lakeview Trail. We saw a view of the lake. On our way we found a fallen tree, so I decided to do the Girl Scout thing and moved it out of the way for future girls who might trip over it.

~Me proving that Chuck Norris has trained me, woot!


Then, at the end of the trail I showed the girls the awesome rock(in) loveseat. We sat in it! It sorta needs cushions though....


~Bri and me sitting in the rock loveseat!


We were all very tired and somewhat hungry when we got back. So, we started to make lunch (since we were ordered to). While sitting out the food I felt something crawling up my leg. This is when disaster of the most disastrous kind struck, for little did I realize that emo caterpillars aren't as cool as they seem. Something stung me. "I think something is stinging me... I THINK SOMETHING IS STINGING ME!!!!" said I. As I was crying out in distress, someone took my creepy crawly and put it on the ground. They retrieved some ice for me leg and put "Stingeez" on it. I love that stuff. It was then that I realized who had done this heinous act. Someone I had loved and named even though he was an outcast to society. Yes. Melvil the Emo Caterpillar. I loved him and what did he give me in return? His stingers in my leg.

~Me NOT crying and putting the ice on my leg



~My loverly leg with the loverly sting

Although Melvil betrayed me, I still loved him. Yes, that is right, I said loved. I'm sorry (maybe) to say that Melvil was squished by a mother who loves me. Yes, Bri's mother killed Melvil. But, he stung me, he was a danger to the other girls. It was the right thing to do. Besides, he was emo, it is probably what he wanted. Poor Melvil. I could have shown him the sun. He could have been a rainbow caterpillar at heart. May my dear Melvil rest in peace.

~Nicole

P.S.
I just now realized why I have not been getting any comments... ya'll are all gone to camp! Okay, I love you guys again.... I guess... lol.

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Poor Melvil... that was a perrty fun day tho.

Unknown said...

I missed you muchly!

Anonymous said...

That's sad about Melvil. I didn't know caterpillars stung people.
want another "dorky guy who wants to get a girl" line? This one is from Tara.
Do you like water?
Yeah.
Then you like 75% of my body!

Anonymous said...

LOL Nicole......
That's all I have to say....
:)

Anonymous said...

Emy! I'm so proud that you used my favorite pick-up line! Do you love it?

Brandon's Girl said...

I love it, and I missed you too, lol.
Thanks for the new pick-up line people!
And, yes Emy, I'm living proof that caterpillars CAN sting! Lol.
~Nicole

Unknown said...

Do you beleive in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

I lost my number. Can I have yours?

Hey, can I borrow a quarter? I need to call my mom and tell her I just met the man of my dreams!

Just thought I'd help you out Colie. Oh! Next time I see you, remind me to tell you my second favorite pik-up line! I'd tell you now, but it wouldn't make much sense...

Brandon's Girl said...

Lol, okay!

Anonymous said...

Yeah. You are welcome!

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Lady of somethin' er 'nother... said...

Hey we aren't at camp anymore and since facebook won't work at your house you should update. ;* Love you chicky!

Anonymous said...

Post! I wanna know what happens in the life of the lovely Colie!

The Lovely Lime said...

Nicole. I am having withdrawls. Nicole withdrawls. I haven't talked to you/read about you in forever. Post. Now.

Anonymous said...

Poor Melvil. Melvil would have been a moth, so he was a creature of the night. Very emo. so he can not see the sun