Ode to Bob ~ He shall be missed

Ode to Bob ~ He shall be missed



We will be raising money for the Making Smarter Crocagators Foundation...

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Don't Worry, Tomorrow Will Be Worse!

Dear Readers,
Wow, I wonder why I always indent even though it doesn't show on my actual blog... oh well! I'm very proud of you all. I have a new record of 33 comments. I would like to get to 70 though... hint, hint. Brandon, you could have contributed! Grrr, I still skip you though.
There I go, indenting again. Today I went outside with the girls and rode bikes and played "Sister Acrobats" where we are orphan sisters trying to make a living in the circus as acrobats. We stayed on an elderly ladies piece of land. I told Beth that the police had said that when Mrs. Doskins died we could not stay on her land anymore since it would belong to the state. Beth then went into the house briefly, came back out and said, "She's dead". Wow, how depressing. Then we went to Russia where we progressed tremendously and bought a house at which we are now staying. (it's a trailer in the backyard) Very cool, eh?
Before that, we were riding bikes up and down the dirt road. Audrey couldn't keep up with us, so I put her on my bike and we went riding! The first time was easy, the second time... wasn't. Audrey kept on saying, "This is fun, this is fun! Go faster, faster, faster!!!" I was saying, "This is excruciatingly painful!!!". You see, I didn't think it was fun at all... Oh well.
The good news is: Chuck Norris still rocks.
The bad news is: I can't summon his powers. Perhaps if I summoned the powers
of the Walker Arkansas Ranger...
~Nicole

Monday, February 18, 2008

Is Chuck Norris Behind Me?

Dear Readers,
Yesterday I went to Memaw's after church for lunch as usual. We had tacos, yum. April, Jon, and I sat at our un-completely grownup table as usual and we talked about our random stuff... as usual. They were talking about Walker Texas Ranger and how cool Chuck Norris was/is. I then broke out in to song, as usual, singing, "cause the eyes of the Ranger are upon you, any wrong you do he's gonna see..." this is where I messed up since I have not seen the show in five years. I said when you are in danger look behind you, instead of when you are in Texas (look behind you, cause that's where the Ranger's gonna be). But, who cares, mine is cooler. Anywho, I started pretend choking and kept looking behind me to see if he was there and he wasn't! It was so disappointing. Then April told me that you had to be in Texas. Isn't that sad? I want to go to Texas and see if he is really behind me, cause that would be cool.
So, if the song was "when you are in danger look behind you", then Dad would have had Chuck Norris behind him twice today. First, this morning a lady hit him (while he was driving). It didn't hurt his truck except for the littlest scratch on his bumper. Then, when he was going to work he hit a dog. Don't worry Emy, he is fine (the dog and my dad). He said that the dog just got up and started following his truck, then fell over. But, he's up again. Personally, I wouldn't mind if the evil pit bull died. It tried to attack me once.
Stupid pit bulls and bees.
~Nicole

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Dang it! Evil triumphs again!

Dear Readers,
I'm trying to get a hold of Brandon right now. YAY!!! I'm talking to him! I asked him if he wanted to say something. He said, "I don't know." What an ingenius remark! He is looking for pajamas at rue 21 for me. He is so sweet. Well, I'll write later, I need to guide him.

Later, like, the next day!

Well, Happy Valentine's Day everyone! This will be the first year that I have a valentine! Skip you Brandon Darling! He's going to come over this evening and bring me my pajamas that I don't know about, cause it's a surprise. What he doesn't know is that I have a surprise for him, so ha! Today, my family and I had a valentines lunch. Some kind of steak stuff and yellow and green beans. Oh, and my personal favorite, a baked potato with butter, salt and sour cream. I love potatoes. You'll never guess what happened today though, so I'm just going to tell you! Today, I was went next door to my Grandmother's house to get the hair dryer. I was wearing some baggy navy blue pajama pants (I love pajamas). A few minutes later, when I was back inside and getting my hair wet in the sink so I could put gel in it and dry it and make it all fluffery, I felt something on my leg. I thought it was just my pajama pants rubbing on my leg, so I swished my pants and "something" crawled up and around, then it bit me on my upper, upper leg in the back.... It hurt bad!!!! I started screaming, "Mom!!! SOMETHING IS BITING ME!!!!!!" and ran into the kitchen with my hair soaking everything. She looked at it and pulled something out and looked at it, but could not figure out what it was. I limped back in the bathroom and started fixing my hair again when I felt it going down my other leg. I started crying because I was already in a bit of pain and did not want that thing, whatever it was, to bite me again. So I yelled for Mom and she came a found out that it was a stinkin bee! I hate bees now. I cannot sit properly. Stupid, stupid, stupid bee. I'm glad it died. This has been an eventful Valentine's Day.
~Nicole

Friday, February 8, 2008

Scratch Golfer Finds Ball In Poison Oak




Dear Readers,
Today has been stressful, but rewarding none the less. I've been very emotional today for random reasons and have cried bucketloads. I'm tired of my stupid research paper and my other equally stupid homework. I'm also tired of my stupid messy room which cannot be cleaned. I had to take out my stupid contacts because I stupid cried too much. But, everything was made better when Brandon and Brittney came over and we watched The Phantom of the Opera. Brit didn't like it, I don't think. We had pizza and jasmine rice with green beans (made thai style with braggs and peanuts and they were frozen, not canned, bleh). We also had Ben & Jerry's Chocolate Brownie Fudge ice cream and Brit had an apple. Then we (actually, they) cleaned up and they went home. I'm waiting for Brandon to call to say they got back safe. This week I took my ACT. That is all I'm going to say, besides it was awful. Sorry to all of you have to take it in the future. Well, I'm going to bed. I must get up in the morning for a girl scout thing. I think it will be fun. We might go bowling! Well, to bed! My eyes hurt, grrr.
Love you all.
~Nicole

Tuesday, February 5, 2008

Pandora Didn't Think Outside The Box

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Dear Readers,
Here is my other video! Enjoy!




~Nicole

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Monday, February 4, 2008

Beware: Crazy People

Dear Readers,
I hope you all have had an awesome week. Mine has been cool (besides being sick, but oh well). Saturday was Youth Fellowship Night and that was fun!!! Some of us stayed after everyone else left and just went crazy as you will see in the video! We had a great time though. Hmmm, we were very loopy since it was about 10:30 and we were all tired from a long day. Those days make the best kinds of videos though! I also have a video of us exploring the refrigerator. It's cool and I'll put it on eventually. Today was Chemistry and I taped some of that. My table is hilarious. I have a video of Mark making the blood rush to his head, which is funny, then one of Jake! It is not for the weary to watch. It's actually sorta creepy... I'm going to choir soon and after, Brandon is going to come and stay with me until mom comes to pick me up. Today is a very nice day and I am hoping it won't get cold so we can stay outside. Brandon is right across the street from me taking his college class while I'm in choir, cool, eh? Hmmm, it takes a while for these videos to load, doesn't it? I'm trying to ramble, but it is hard to for some odd reason. I want music to listen to. Blah, blah, blah, garrrrr!!!!!! (now you scream in terror like the little girl you are) Ooooh, we had cookies in class today compliments of Lady! Thank you lady! I would like to thank all of those who are in my video. I could not have made it so stupid without you all *sniff, sniff*. I would also like to thank Hobbbottom films who inspired me to make such a random and idiotic short film. If only I knew how to edit.... I would also like to say, "HA!!!" to those who did not stay, because they missed out on uber awesome fun. I especially want THIS VIDEO TO BE DONE!!! Wow, that was cool!
~Nicole

Friday, February 1, 2008

Weight Problems at Four Years

Dear Readers,
I'm sorry I have not posted in a while. I have been sick with some sort of stomach virus. What fun! Anywho, that is not what I am posting about (I vastly doubt that you would want to read a post about my week).
Yesterday it snowed. The girls were tremendously elated about being able to go out into frigid weather to play. I, most unfortunately, did not. But, being the wonderful sister that I am (I'm so being sarcastic), I went out into the glacial night and took a picture or two of there snow man named Charlie. Oh, anyway, before thay went out, I helped Audge get ready to go outside. We put on her jeans and shirt, then snow suit and snow jacket, then her big coat, scarf and hat. While getting her dressed, I teased about Audge looking like Ralphie from "A Christmas Story" (I hate that movie). Audge looked up at us, in all her seriousness, and said, "Does this make me look fat?" Mom and I burst out laughing and Audge ended up crying. It was really funny, but sad too. Audge was humiliated, poor girly. Well, I must go work on the research paper that I have not been able to work on this week.
Love you all!
~Nicole